This is not the year of the Monkey as far as the Chinese years go, but I sure hear a lot about monkeys in the media since Obama was elected. This new Dave Mathews Band album has a new song making it on the charts called “Slap Me Like a Monkey.” It’s a noisy song but everyone seems to like it.

“I’ll take a chili dog with onions and extreme immediate heartburn, please.”

They are joining about 760 stations that already made the switch since February. Congress decided to waste some more money and push out the deadline so they could spend another $650 million to educate the ignorant consumers who are still unprepared.

To prepare, users need to either sign up for cable or get a converter box. The FCC estimates that 12 per cent of Americans are still unprepared. I have no idea where they got those numbers and wonder if anyone in authority will follow up in a month to verify their chicken little forecasts.

Funny, but I seem to remember this blue was available last summer as one of their three “test flavors.” And I could be wrong, but I think I’ve seen this orange before, as well.

Not sure how much demand there is for a version of Myst to be played on a cell phone, but it’s been released with big promises of people clamouring to play. How do these people afford all that air time? How do they keep their phone batteries charged up? Where are they that they have to play on their phone instead of a computer?