Nov 07
Posted: under Entertainment, Fun, Internet.
Love the internet site called, “The Onion.”
The people who write the stories, take the photos and keep this web site fresh are true comedy geniuses.
If you used to laugh at everything on the old Saturday Night Live shows - the ones with Belushi, Akroyd, Martin, all the greats - then you will love “The Onion” web site.
Jul 21
One of the girls at work showed us this funny site about animals, called, icanhascheezburger.
People send in photos of their pets, mostly cats, and people put funny captions on them. They deliberately misspell the words in the caption to be phonetic. People vote, change the captions, do a lot on there. It’s a hoot.
Jul 04
Posted: under Entertainment, Fun.
Happy Birthday, America!
Don’t sit at home tonight! Get out and take a blanket or a beach chair and go find some fireworks to watch! It’s your duty as an American to celebrate our country’s birthday!
Jun 06
The girls were cackling with laughter in the break room and I had to ask what was so sang funny? They were looking at a web site by a guy who is a self proclaimed dating expert and he has seminars for guys about how to pick up women. He has a series of “instructional” CDs or DVDs or whatever those things are these days that he calls “dating products.”
On his web site he writes a blog with further discussion and tips on his thoughts about how to get a woman and get laid. They were reading his blog posts and just howling with laughter.
Here’s an excerpt from one of his posts, called “Things To NEVER Do Or Talk About On A First Date” by David Wygant
1. “I only wash my sheets every three weeks.”
2. “I’m looking for a woman who is just like my mother.”
3. “I am so broke that I had to borrow money to take you out tonight.”
4. Anything about your bowel movements
5. That you suffer from any form of Irritable Bowel Syndrome
6. The real reasons why your ex cheated on you and how you sucked sexually after two months.
7. How you tell your friends EVERYTHING.
8. Your credit card debt . . . and how you wish you could find someone to help you pay it off.
9. Your seven illegitimate children
10. Your addiction to children’s cough syrup
Jun 01
Posted: under Fun.
We had a great night slamming down Mojitos and nachos grandes and listening to karaoke last night. The great thing about living in this town is that we are crawling with real musical talent, and karaoke singers can be as good as what you pay good money for concert tickets. If fact, a lot of them are professional backup singers out having a party night and someone twists their arm to get them to sing.
I’m really liking the Mojito. It’s a combination of rum, lime juice and fresh mint. If it’s made right it goes down so smooth you don’t even know it’s got alcohol in it, and next thing you know you got your mojo working and having a great time.
Mercy me - I’m needing a hair of the dog this morning.
