The girls were cackling with laughter in the break room and I had to ask what was so sang funny? They were looking at a web site by a guy who is a self proclaimed dating expert and he has seminars for guys about how to pick up women. He has a series of “instructional” CDs or DVDs or whatever those things are these days that he calls “dating products.”
On his web site he writes a blog with further discussion and tips on his thoughts about how to get a woman and get laid. They were reading his blog posts and just howling with laughter.
Here’s an excerpt from one of his posts, called “Things To NEVER Do Or Talk About On A First Date” by David Wygant
1. “I only wash my sheets every three weeks.”
2. “I’m looking for a woman who is just like my mother.”
3. “I am so broke that I had to borrow money to take you out tonight.”
4. Anything about your bowel movements
5. That you suffer from any form of Irritable Bowel Syndrome
6. The real reasons why your ex cheated on you and how you sucked sexually after two months.
7. How you tell your friends EVERYTHING.
8. Your credit card debt . . . and how you wish you could find someone to help you pay it off.
9. Your seven illegitimate children
10. Your addiction to children’s cough syrup